DrGluck: Today I saw a sweet pair of boobs that reminded me of a young lass I met in Minsk in the summer of '94.     Ass Knitting Poppycock
Beer dorks pterodactyl
Galactus86: I was going to eat Earth but after visiting VerbalChaos.com I am going to pass. This is no compliment! You humans disgust me!    
Climb Everest
Kill last polar bear
Find Atlantis
Find car keys
Fuckawar
Punch god
Pet an emu
Find Waldo and Carmen Sandiego
Fly spacecar
Invent spacecar

Kim "long" Jong-il: Now that America allows gays to openly serve in their military maybe they will win a war.    
a lo: The Planeteers are prolly all like "its really hard to save the earth when you got student loan payments duuuude"